Cell Monster

One thing that most people learn pretty quickly when they hang out with me, is that I'm a cell phone monster. I go through cell phones so fast that I'm like a monster consuming them. Most of the cell phones that I lose, are lost due to water damage. Most of the time they get damaged when I do my laundry. There was one time that I was thrown into a pool with my cell phone. So the moral of the story is. “Don't let me baby sit your cell phone.” Something will happen to it.